Cribs.pl

So at the gym they have a big screen TV that is always tuned in to some Polish music video channel. Normally when I get there it's just starting into what I like to call the Booty Dance Hour. Now it's possible that I just don't watch enough music videos, are they all like this? Anyways the reason I call it Booty Dance Hour should be pretty self explanatory:  Mum don't click the links. It seems they've actually done a good job of finding every single video ever made that features women in thongs and putting them together in an hour long show. Anyways, it's surprisingly motivating while you're working out so I don't complain.

Now the reason I'm telling this story is that apparently on Fridays Booty Dance Hour is replaced by a Polish version of MTV Cribs. If you're not familiar with the premise of Cribs, it's basically a show where they give you a tour of celebrity mansions so you can see exactly how much better they are than the rest of us. What made me laugh watching this show was that they went through two Polish celebrity musicians' homes and they just looked like ordinary houses. "Here's my regular sized kitchen with some dishes in the sink. Here's my overstuffed yet normal sized closet. Here is my bedroom with a treadmill pushed awkwardly into the corner. Here is my low end BMW with a baby seat in the back." I just don't get why anyone would be interested in seeing how these people live.

Edit: HA! I just tried to go to www.cribs.pl (as advertised during the show) and the site doesn't even work.